Alien Intervention Needed? This Eco-Friendly Birthday Card Says It All 👽🎂
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When Hallmark Just Can’t Handle Your Dark Humor… 😈
This isn’t just a birthday card—it’s a cheeky nod to those news cycles we all love to meme. Picture this: a UFO beaming up… ahem… certain controversial icons (wink wink). Printed on 100% recycled paper because saving trees > tolerating nonsense.
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What’s in the Chaos Package: 📦
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4.25x5.5” Sass: Fits sarcasm, cash, or passive-aggressive gift cards.
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Kraft Envelope: Recycled brown wrapper for your totally subtle gift.
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Cello Sleeve: Protects the card from tears (yours and the recipient’s).![]()
Why This Beats “Happy Birthday”:
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For Dark Comedy Fans: Perfect for friends who think “2024” is a horror movie title.
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Eco-Friendly Shade: Roast responsibly—zero new trees harmed! 🌳✌️
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Instant Inside Joke: Pair it with a tinfoil hat or a “I Want to Believe” mug.
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For Humans Who:
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Laugh-cry at conspiracy theory TikToks.
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Want to gift something to their anti-establishment BFF.
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Secretly hope aliens do reset this timeline.
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Pro Tip: Add a gift card labeled “Emergency Escape Fund” for bonus laughs. 💸
Fold. Mail. Await Intergalactic Kudos. 📬🚀
Your friend’s birthday just became Reddit lore.
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Snag Your Card Before the Mothership Departs! 🛒👾
P.S. We don’t guarantee UFO rescues… but we DO guarantee giggles. 😉
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